#FACEPLAMING SO HARD

[literatemisfit]

David thinking he's a daddy when he's spent most of his adult life as a twinkie

No sweetie. That's not... 🤦🏼‍♀️

[yingdu-lover]

Sometimes, people, irrespective of their major, should study a bit of structuralism and post-structuralism to understand that 'context sensitivity' is a HUGE thing in linguistics and how it can TOPPLE any discourse. The power of interpretation is what MAKES and BREAKS the genealogy of history and knowledge dissemination.

[butlervibesonly]

Ok,so hear me out: Austin being the biggest supporter(and not so stuble fangirl) of the reader who's a very succesfull book author. She's a childhood friends with Callum, and he knows about his not so subtle crush and introduces them, and when they reveal their relationship to the fans, he can't hide his admiration for he📚

𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 | Austin Butler

• Pairing: Austin Butler x writer! reader

• Warnings: like fluff and typos maybe !! The Twitter posts are FAKE and made by me for fic uses only!!

• Proofreader: my darling @eternal-love ! 🤍

• Note: THIS REQUEST?! I absolutely loved it and enjoyed writing this! Thank you!!

Whenever Austin finds free time to do something else besides working and acting — he is reading. And… well, no lies, all of us have some favorite author whom books we love deeply. Sometimes we maybe even love the author themselves. And Austin? Gosh, he adores Y/n L/n… Now very popular and New York times best selling author.

He has almost every book you have ever written, and he also starts to show off his “obsession” on socials. In not happened only once that he shared the new book you written or any other exciting new on his Instagram. And? You couldn’t be happier about it.

You know Austin because of your dear friend who you know since when the two of you were kids — Callum. When he started to work on Masters Of The Air, you heard nothing but talks about Austin. And not going to lie, you like that guy… quite a lot.

One day, when Austin eventually posted some other buzzing news of your work, Callum decided to make it real. To make his friends happy. And maybe… in love? Callum is sitting in his apartment, when he takes his phone and searches for Austin’s contact. With a grin he texts him;

“Dude, you know she’s my childhood friend, right?”

When Austin gets that message, he just scoffs and amuses it’s a joke. Until Callum sends him a picture of you and him together from earlier years. And that, my dears, begin Austin’s crises.

Callum just takes the opportunity and takes Austin to your book singing event. The bookstore is buzzing with excitement. A long line snakes around the shelves, filled with fans clutching their copies of the latest novel that you wrote. Austin is standing somewhere in the middle of the line, not even caring about people recognizing him, while gripping his book like it might fly away.

“Okay, Austin, you got this. Just say something normal. Compliment her writing. You like her after all… Don’t be weird. Don’t confess your undying love for her writing. And for the love of… everything, DO NOT FAINT!”

Callum is standing beside him is scrolling through his phone, utterly unimpressed by the chaos around him. He glances at Austin and smirks. “Are you�� shaking?” Callum teases him, knowing Aus is a bit shy person.

“I’m. Not. Shaking.” Austin hisses, trying to calm down and don’t let everyone else around him how deeply he loves your writing. And you too. The line moves forward, and Austin takes a deep breath. He can see you now—his favorite author. You’re sitting behind a table, chatting with fans kindly as you sign books, looking effortlessly perfect. He swallows hard.

“She’s just a person, Austin! A person who wrote the greatest books ever. No big deal. Totally normal human interaction happening here. Is it…? Actor and author. Hah..”

Finally, it’s Austin’s turn to get his book signed by you. As soon as you lift your head and see him with Callum by your side, you smile warmly. “Hi! You must be Austin! Callum told me a lot about you!” you say, trying to keep your cool. You are talking to the guy who is literally breath taking, played Elvis Presley and Feyd Rautha and…

Austin nods with nervous smile and opens his mouth to say something. Nothing comes out. He panics. Then, unfortunately, his brain decides that words need to happen—right now. “Your book changed my life-“

Callum faceplams himself, knowing this just had to happen. You blink, trying to recognize if he meant it in positive or negative way. “In a… good way I hope?” Austin lets out a slightly manic laugh. “YES. Yes! I mean, emotionally. I almost cried. A lot. It was beautiful. Not that I like pain or—”

Callum slaps his hand over Austin’s mouth and smiles at you. “What he means is, he’s a big fan.” Callum raises his eyebrows in a smirk. Austin just nods frantically behind Callum’s hand. At that you chuckle, signing the book Austin brought. “That’s sweet. I’m glad you liked it.” You sign the book in way you never did to anyone…

‘With love to Austin, Y/n L/n xx’

Austin finally gets his signed copy back and stumbles away in a daze. He doesn’t register Callum grabbing his shoulder until they’re a few steps away from the table. “I need to introduce you two together properly…”

As soon as Aus hears that, he turns to him, still processing. “What?” Then he sees as Callum takes out his phone, and suddenly gets a very, very bad feeling… or maybe good one, who knows.

No longer after Austin is standing in front of the café nearby the bookshop. All fans are gone, no more rush or excitement from the fact you were there or Austin is there. “This is just bad idea, Cal-“

“This? This is amazing idea.” Callum says with complete calmness, while Austin clutches his signed book as if it’s gonna grow legs and run away. “I… I am nervous and she will think I am weirdo or something…” Austin murmurs.

“She is going to love-“ As Callum says that, Austin’s eyes widen, absolutely not believing his words. “What?” Austin groans, dragging a hand down his face. “Maybe I should just go—” Before he can escape, you start approaching them both. You are wearing jeans, with beige pair of jeans and white cardigan.

You smile when you see Callum. “Hey, you!” Callum gives you a one-armed hug. “Hey, book lover! Thanks for coming.” He gestures to Austin. “You remember this guy?” You look at Austin, seeing his shy smile.

“How couldn’t I? It’s Mr. Austin Butler himself.” you hand out your hand to offer him some proper introducing. Austin takes it and holds your hand – and it fits as if it was made for it. “Yeah, Austin, nice to meet you.” you smile warmly.

“Please is mine,” Austin smiles, staring at you, as if world around him fated. “Yeah, Austin’s basically your unofficial hype man. The guy won’t shut up about your books.” Callum chimes in with a smirk. To that Austin just nudges his arm and hisses his name.

“Oh! I noticed…” you chuckle, warmth spreading through your chest. In a while the tree of you go into the café, only some people sitting by tables, enjoying their coffee. “So… you like my books?” you ask while walking beside Austin, following Callum who searches for spot to sit.

Austin takes a breath and nods. “I mean, uh, yeah. I really admire your writing. It’s… brilliant. You have such a wonderful way with words, and the way you build characters and emotions, it just mesmerizing.” When he says that, you smile warmly. He is actually first person to ever talk about your books like this.

As soon as Callum finds perfect spot — table for two — he claps Austin on the back. “Alright, I’ll leave you two nerds to it.” Austin blinks. “Wait, what?” Callum grins, already backing toward the door. “You’re welcome.”

Austin watches in horror as Callum abandons him and disappears outside. He turns back to you, watching the exchange with clear amusement. “He was always like this…” you chuckle nervously. You are left in café with Austin Butler himself.

“You are left in café with Y/n L/n, Butler. Get yourself together.”

“So… wanna sit?” Austin nods to your question —probably a little too fast—but sits down. You two settle into a corner booth, his hands still tightly gripping his book. “So… aside from reading my books… do you read something else?” you ask, almost awkwardly but enough to break the embarrassing silence.

“Oh—uh, a lot, actually. I mean, obviously your books are my favorite, but I love anything with strong characters and emotional depth,” Austin says, smiling. “Sometimes even classics.” Your eyes sparkle with amusement. “Oh really? Me too! What are your u favorites?”

“Basically anything. I really liked Oliver Twist, Great Gatsby let’s say Harry Potter,” Austin smiles and leans forward, suddenly too excited to be nervous. You nod enthusiastically. “Same! I mean, I love there’s gotta be something about how the classics were written.”

Austin’s whole face lights up. “Exactly! That’s what makes your books so good. I think it’s pretty visible on your books, it’s just… the way you write and transform words into almost too good to be true sentences. It’s truly something!” With a wide smile you listen him talking about your books.

It’s evident he has read your books. Austin Butler has read your books. “Thank you! You’re seriously good for my ego.” you joke and Austin laughs. “No really, I admire your passion not only for books but for… everything. Callum told me a lot.”

“He did…?” you ask surprisedly. Austin’s cheeks turn a bit red. “Yeah, well. You are childhood friends after all…” he tries to save the situation, and hide the fact he asked about you countlessly.

“What about movies? Are you as obsessed with storytelling in film as you are in books?” Austin asks, trying not to fail completely. “Are you kidding! I love movies!” you smile widely. You like this conversation more than anything right now.

“I analyze everything—structure, dialogue, character arcs. It drives me crazy. And I also love your movies too.” Austin’s jaw drops. “Aw… thank you so much. I’m glad when people admire the passion I give into roles.”

“Oh you so do! I mean, c’mon… The Elvis performance? Feyd? Benny? Loved that.” you blush a bit and so does Austin. “Okay, another question I am curious about —favorite movie that destroyed you emotionally? But in good way?”

“I adore The Notebook.” Austin doesn’t even hesitate. “The fact Noah built Allie her dream house while she was completely clueless? And the ending? Oh man…”

“You gotta be my twin or something! I absolutely love The Notebook!” you smile widely. It’s not always when you meet someone with same passions as you do. And Austin being the one? It’s like a dream. “You’re joking.” Austin stares. You shake your head, smiling. “Nope. The romance, and the conclusion? Nicholas Sparks is brilliant.”

Austin places a dramatic hand over his heart. “I think this is the greatest day of my life.” You snort happily. “You're exaggerating!”

“Nope, just passionate for person who is like me,” Austin corrects, then immediately regrets it. “Oh god, that sounded weird.” You just grin, loving the way he talks. “Nah, I like it. Passionate people make the best conversations.”

Austin feels his brain short-circuit. He quickly takes a sip of water to stop himself from saying something even more embarrassing.

The two of you talk for what feels like hours, your conversation flowing effortlessly from books to movies to random things that make you both happy—favorite rainy day activities, dream travel destinations, the best comfort foods. Eventually, you lean back in your chair, stirring the ice in your iced latte. “You know, I was kind of nervous about this.”

Austin blinks confusedly. “Wait… You- you were nervous?” You nod with shy smile. “Look, you are Austin Butler, I am me. I thought this will be filled with fans buzzing over us, or that I will sound like pathetic fan… I am your big fan tho. But this? I enjoy our time.”

Austin tries not to combust on the spot. “Well, I guess Callum does have good ideas sometimes.” You laugh and shake your head in amusement. “Don’t tell him that. He’ll never let us live it down.” Austin laughs, and for the first time all day, he feels completely at ease.

During the next months you and Austin became inseparable. You visited each other, spent a lot of time together, and texted each other. Now you are at the café where Callum introduced you both. The café is quiet tonight, it’s quiet Wednesday evening, the hum of espresso machines and soft jazz music filling the space. The usual crowd has dwindled, leaving just a few late-night readers and students buried in their laptops.

Austin and you are in usual booth by the window, two half-empty coffee cups between them. “Okay, controversial take— Mr. Darcy is most romantic man ever written.” Austin nearly drops his coffee. “Excuse me?” You smirk, leaning back in your chair. “I said what I said!” Austin mocks offense, playfully grin on his lips. “I feel personally attacked.”

“Oh, why? I mean can you blame me?” you laugh, loving the playful banter between you. Austin groans. “C’mon, L/n... I thought I was the most romantic man ever written.” If you know Austin enough already you would even say he is flirting.

You raise an eyebrow, and chuckle. “Well… That is high statement, you know?” Austin just scoffs and takes a sip from his coffee. “I am just messing around.. You really like that book, don’t you?”

“I mean… yeah. I just think it’s cool when a story can take a character you hate at first and make you root for them by the end. It’s good writing.” you confess with a smile. Austin could listen to your talking about books and writing all the time and you could listen to him talking about acting.

You two make a good pair without even realizing it… Austin takes a slow sip of his coffee, trying to hide the stupid grin creeping onto his face. This was supposed to be just another night at the café. But somehow, it feels like something is changing.

It all happens so slowly that Austin doesn’t even realize it at first. The lingering touches. The way your calls stretch late into the night, neither of you wanting to hang up first. The way you tug on the sleeve of his hoodie when you walk together, like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

And then there are the looks. Austin catches himself watching you when you’re animatedly talking about your books. You catch him staring when you’re focused on writing, biting your lip in concentration. It’s happening. And you’re both so in trouble.

One night Austin invited you on some movie event where Callum is as well. Austin and you are sitting beside each other, a little closer than just friends do, but not quite anything more. You eventually get up to use the restroom and Callum takes the opportunity to talk to Austin. “Alright. You two need to just make out already.”

Austin almost chokes on his drink. “Callum, for Gosh sake!” he sets his drink down, cheeks red. “Look, I saw this coming from miles away.” He points at Austin. “You’ve been obsessed with her books forever.” Then Callum points at you leaving to restroom. “And she gets this look when you talk about them or anything else!”

Austin feels his cheeks burning with blood. He feels like a 15 year old boy being teased about his high school sweetheart, but deeply in his heart, he realizes that Callum is right. “If you don’t start dating tonight, I am not talking to you anymore!”

It may sound like a threat, but Austin takes his words really seriously and the same night he confesses his love for you, and by all surprises so do you. After months and months of sneaking glances at each other and absolutely loving the way you both are together, you’re finally dating.

You were nominated for The Inkspire Awards as best author of the year and you attended with Austin by your side where the two of you confirmed your relationship. It was so beautiful to address Austin as your boyfriend and biggest supporter.

Austin is now at interview due to his new project — The studio lights shine bright as Austin settles into the plush chair opposite the host. The crowd cheers as his name is announced, and he flashes a smile, waving before the applause dies down.

“Austin, welcome! You’ve been having an incredible year— new movies, award nominations, and, of course, a certain romance that has everyone talking!” the host grins warmly. Austin smiles widely as hint of you is being mentioned

“I knew you’d bring this up.” he chuckles and sits more comfortably in the chair. “Well, how could I not? You and the incredibly talented Y/n L/n. She is one of the most celebrated authors lately! You two make a powerful couple now!” host grins excitedly. Austin rubs the back of his neck, trying and failing to play it cool. “Yeah, she’s amazing.”

“You’ve been a fan of her work for years, right?” Austin brightens instantly. “Oh, way before we even Austin rubs the back of his neck, trying (and failing) to play it cool. “I mean… yeah, she’s pretty amazing.”

“You’ve been a fan of her work for years, right?” Austin’s smile brightens instantly. “Oh, way before we even met. I was obsessed! Like, full-on, day-one fanboy. Her books are brilliant. The way she builds worlds, her character arcs, the emotional depth—just, everything. It’s unreal.”

The audience goes ‘awww’. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone this excited talking about their partner’s work.” the host teases. Austin laughs, shaking his head. “I can’t help it. I’m still in awe. Every time I see her writing, I have this moment of like, ‘Wow, that’s my girlfriend. She’s creating stories that people will love forever.’ And I am lucky to love her forever.”

More awws come from the crowd and Austin pretends not to blush. “And I need to ask, how did the two of you actually got together?” the host asks, leaning forward to Austin. Austin groans, already knowing where this is headed. “Oh god, Callum is never going to let me live this down.”

The host and audience laughs at the mention of Callum. “So it’s true? Your mutual friend Callum Turner set you up?” Austin hides his face into his hands and laughs. Austin leans forward, grinning. “Okay, picture this—I’m at a book signing, being a total nervous wreck because I finally get to meet my favorite author. Callum, being absolutely obsessed with the fact of setting us together, just throws me into an introduction like, ‘Hey, this is Austin, he’s obsessed with you. Anyway, bye!’.”

The audience bursts into laughter “That’s… incredible.” the host laughs. Austin grins, being actually grateful to Callum. “Yeah, I wanted to die on the spot. But somehow, she didn’t run away. We started talking about books, movies, all these things we both love… and we just clicked.”

Austin takes a breath and smiles warmly. “I remember the first time I picked up one of her books. I was totally immersed. It wasn’t just the way she writes, though her prose is stunning. It is the stories she creates. Flawed, real, raw. Characters who made mistakes, who learned, who changed. And I just…man, I fell in love with the way she sees the world. The way she turns thoughts into words, words into stories that feel alive…”

The host smiles softly, loving his truthful and love full words. “So, yeah. I was a fan of her long before I met her. But now? Now I get to see the person behind the words, and she’s… Gosh, she’s everything. She’s my favorite story. And I don’t think I’ll ever stop reading thank to her."

[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

What if Male monkey Y/N Was a powerful entity but he was a himbo?

We are two halves of a whole idiot-Cosmo and Wanda🤪🥰

(Lmk Wukong) His eye was twitching when he met you, like nobody can be that dumb but here we are. Then again, that's kind of hypocritical on his part, considering a lot of the ideas he had could have gone better🙁. then, one day, your powers caused him to fall on his ass. You mainly did in an attempt to impressed him Which totally worked because , at the end of it all, he had a billion and one questions for you and he wonders if you can teach him how to do half the stuff you did.

(HIB Wukong) How can someone this powerful be this stupid, I mean you make pigsy seem like a genius. Your powers had made up for your lack of intelligence and take raising Luier and Silly girl with him. Your always playing and entertaining Luier and Silly girl and became a playmate/father figure to them as well. Which Wukong What appreciate if it didn't feel like he was raising three children🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

(NR Wukong) I swear with his personality, your lack of intelligence won't be a problem for him, Your hot face and big heart had one him over in no time. You both do extreme and dumb things as couples date together, and your bond has never gotten stronger. Although you two did take a couple of years of life off Li and Su because of your antics. Then the 3 were shocked by the powers you had and were a big help in the fight with the dragon gang. Between the two of us Wukong was heavily turned on by your muscles and power so It's going to be fun rewarding you🤤

(MKR Wukong) Has a brain Anarissam with every interaction. You may be powerful but you are extremely stupid, but not naive like the monk can be. Even with your lack of brain cells he would rather deal with you then deal with pigsy, and the others. Then you one day surprised everyone with your powers especially with helping with the fight with the demon king and even saved Fruity. Wukong may get annoyed with your idiocy, but he will never take you for granted.

(Netflix Wukong) He faceplams at least once a day. Seriously, he never met someone so empty headed that he would tell you the sky is pink, and you would totally believe him. He also shouldn't be talking like he hasn't had some idiot moments, but that's not the point. He was super surprised by your abilities and had happily help him in battle and in personal life, so he Appreciates you greatly.

(BMW Wukong) Your idiocy is his everyday Entertainment, he always has a reason to laugh with you to around. You are silly and have a big heart and are always kind to him, and weirdly affectionate to him, He tries not to blush with your love and cuddles. Well on a brighter note he is also impressed by your powers that you use to help him in the war and had stuck with him to the end.

(Destined one) He sighs alot dued to your lack of brains. Sometimes you can be a burden, but you try so hard to help him with his journey especially with how powerful you are. The Destined one had always noticed you affection and efforts to make everything easy for him. He would smile gently as you trip over your own feet. The Destined one loves his dumb boyfriend and he always will.

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG😵‍💫

[eggxeggxegg]

okay so my pants were wrinkly so i needed to iron them. but i wanted to add those front creases because i thought it would make them look dressier. and my god it took me way too many tries to get it right. i don’t want to talk about the number of times i had to bring out the spray bottle and start over. but like, it’s not that hard once i realized you’re supposed to have the leg seams lined up and not just eyeball the center front *faceplam*

[devil-in-hiding]

Kolya is a diminutive of Nikolai!!! They’re for close friends and family!!! 🤭

i hope you know i just faceplamed so fucking hard because i am just a dumb ass if i had used my dumb little brain and realized what it sounded like when i was saying it out loud i would have connected these dots

[griffinscantdraw]

AI scares me that some jobs will no longer be here

I’ve always like the idea of hand drawn animation and artwork because it’s great to see people put time and effort to make something good

The whole ai will take our jobs scares the hell out of me too when it comes to certain things. I heard there's an ai that can animate. ANIMATE!!!! Now people are praising it and saying animators are going to be out of a job... *faceplam* It's ai. It's not perfect. Ai isn't a damn human with a brain. Animating is really hard, time consuming and requires skill. Using ai to animate is like telling a baby to replicate the mona with a crayon. Imagine the result. Bad right? Animators listen up, we've been here before Walt Disney was birthed into the world. I said it once and I'll say it again, WE AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!!! FUCK AI!!!

Sorry for yet another rant. I'm very flattered you enjoy animation as much as I do. ^^ I want to go to art school one day and learn it myself. Robots can't use that medium to tell stories like any human on earth. Look at disney (good old days), dreamworks, don bluth or indie or online (like tony crynight. used to watch his content as a kid) stuff out there. I want to learn it all to make my own shows/movies/shortfilms, etc. I got so many stories to tell. Right now there's a 2d film that needs support. Here's the teaser. WARNING IT'S DARK AND DISTURBING!!! PLEASE DON'T WATCH IF YOU'RE SENITIVE!!!

Little Red

And this short film made from paper cutouts! PAPER CUTOUTS!!! How creative is that?! :D I can't wait for it!

Gruff

[trippygalaxy]

🐗))

**Not only zelda send reader and frist alone on tasks but the chain too since they trying to *help* the two get together already **

Reader try not to fall for first link since the whole thing yet first link try to talk to reader but is clueless or dumb things come out his mouth.

Four,wild would sneaky follow the two to try the two lovesick fools but they would faceplam to first dumb choices of words so they try to be his wing men on how to talk to a girl/boy.

Four: first say to them that you have lovely eyes.

First: I have lovely eyes.

Four faceplam himself hard as reader say yes he does have lovely eyes but bit confused the same time and continue their task.

LMAOOOO THEY HAVE LIKE MAGICAL EAR PIECES TO TALK TO EACHOTHER LMAOOO Four facepalms so hard that it catches reader's attention and both Wild and Four have to hide back in the bushes!

[ask-the-boogieman-and-samhain]

Sandman! Wat! Grundel needs you right now! He’s somewhere by the rift I think

{Sandman looked bewildered at Slimer as the small, green ghost rapidly rambled on and on.}

Sandman: You! How did you escape-

{Then it hit Sandman.}

Sandman: Wait! Did you say that Grundel's near the rift?

Slimer: Uh-huh!

{Sandman stared at Slimer blankly before faceplaming himself.}

Sandman: Of course! Why didn't I think of that first?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

{Sandman and Wat found Grundel sitting on the ground, his head buried between his legs. He was slowly rocking back and forth while muttering "get out" to himself.}

Sandman: Grundel!

{He rushed up to to the green monster and wrapped his arms around him. All the intrusive thoughts that swarmed the Grundel's head suddenly quieted down. He couldn't help but melt into Sandman's hug.}

Grundel: Sand... I'm s-sorry, for everything.

Sandman: Please, do not be so hard on yourself. You're going through a lot.

{Sandman raised both hands, hesitanting for just a moment, before cupping Grundel's cheeks. Grundel's eyes misted with tears as he buried his head into the Sandman's shoulder.}

Grundel: Stop looking at me like that.

Sandman: Like what?

Grundel: Like I deserved anything else other than contempt or hatred.

Sandman: But you do deserve it; I... I care about you, Grundel. We both care about you, right Wat?

{Wat gave the Sandman a look that read "I'm not doing this". Sandman retaliated with a glare that read "Do it for him right now." The mighty demon sighed yet gave in to Sand's unspoken demands. He layed on the ground and wrapped his long tail around the two like a mother dog cuddling her sleeping puppies. The Grundel looked up at the Sandman, a rare hint of worry presented in his eyes.}

Grundel: What about Boogie? He'll probably do it again.

Sandman: We'll speak to Samhain about this later.

Grundel: And what if... what if it doesn't work?

{The Sandman gave Grundel a smile that was parts sincere and parts psychotic.}

Sandman: Then, I will spend the rest of my life protecting you from him.

{He then took out his bag and blow some sand into Grundel's face, the large dose immediately knocking the green monster out.}

Sandman: Just enjoy your beddy-bye now; We'll deal with this when you are awake once more.

[sirenofthedeepsea]

*Calypso sighs*

"Yeah, I annoy entities like Eyefestation or Angler even my good friend, Sebastian to find any book about Mythology around this place. But Eyefestation won't stop yapping about how pretty it is like a goddess, Angler is too busy with its bloodlust against expendables and Sebastian won't leave his shop and tells me to ask me to ask the expendables even though I am a hostile entity to them unless they take me Sebastian's shop. Is it hard for him to get his tail through the vent?" *Calypso groans*

*Calypso looks at her before thinking of an answer*

"I would say mine favourite is the odyssey since it was my mother's favourite and she named me after Calypso from the Odyssey, Scylla's story, Circe's story and any myths with the gods and goddesses in it. I named three of my eels from characters in Greek mythology in a way, I have a eel named Poseidon, A eel named Odysseus and a eel named Ulysses. I know Ulysses comes from roman mythology and is the same of Odysseus. But he named himself, not me. He got jealous that his brother got a cool sounding name so he decided to mimic his brother's name but with the roman's spelling. I would name him something different but he was so hellbend on his name that he chose so i let him have it." *Calypso faceplams as she talks about her eels*

*Calypso pops her head out the water*

"Hi there!!" *Calypso smiles*

Casey jumped a bit. She looked down at Calypso as she smiled softly.

"Hey there! You must be one of the entities down here, hm?"

She hummed as she looked down at Calypso. Even kneeling down to be at her level.

[adazzlingsakura]

And here you can see how Dick "no cowl" Grayson has a collective Head damage (over different medias) rivaling that of Jason "crowbar to the skull" Todd

Exhibit A: Rock to the head

Exhibit B: Shot in the head

Exhibit C: Rock to the head (*sighs* again)

Exhibit D: Ice Sculpture to the head

Bonus Exhibit: Ketchup to the head (his head isn't even safe from the freaking condiment king of all people)

[maagicmiss]

That day humanity received a grim reminding : Jean and his clique of theater nerds know how to use photoshop and to break into highschool’s grounds...

How will Reiner the Jock and Annie the bad girl counter-attack Drama Boi Jean ? They tried to destroy all the pictures but there was so many of them !! They could but accept their tragic destiny...

SNK highschool AU where Jean, Reiner and Annie share only one (1) brain cell and it’s loving Ultra Chad Mikasa

[ga-yuu]

Yoichi and Shigehira Sequel Cute moments - Part 5 (Yoichi route)

Yoichi: "Now that we're back, don't you think two childhood friends and one girl is a best stage for a love triangle?"

Yoshino: "Haa....?"

Shigehira: *blushing*

Yoichi: "Since I like Yoshino, I'm not losing her to you."

Pulls Yoshino towards him.

Yoshino: *blushing*

(Shigehira-kun help!)

Shigehira (while blushing): "I also care about Yoshino-san! So I won't lose to you!"

Shigehira grabs Yoshino's hand.

Yoichi: "All you can do is hold her hands. That's why you're still a baby."

Yoichi: "However, me, who is older, has many more amazing things to entertain Yoshino.'

Shigehira: "Like?"

Yoichi: "Likeee...."

He pulls Shigehira to the corner with a nasty smile and....

Yoichi: *whisper whisper whisper*

Shigehira: *blushing*

Yoichi: *WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER*

Shigehira: "Aren't you embarrassed!?" *blushing even more*

Yoichi: "You're still too young I guess."

Yoichi: "Well, if Yoshino happens to capture my heart and body one day, then I'll tell her."

Yoichi: "Until then, it's secret~"

(He's just teasing me!)

Shigehira: "I feel bad for you Yoshino-san....you shouldn't go with Yoichi-san."

Shigehira: "You...you're going to have a hard time. That's all I can say."

Yoichi: "Aww. That hurts. But I'll still wait for you though."

Yoshino (blushing): "Yoichi-san. If you say such things so lightly, women might resent you someday."

Yoichi: "It's not something I'd say so lightly to just anyone."

Yoichi: "I've never said anything like that to anyone except to you."

Shigehira and Yoshino: *shocked*

Yoichi: "You're free to believe it or not."

Sueharu (whispering): ".......Hmm, what do you guys think?"

Benkei (whispering): "Yoichi may be a lazy bastard, but he won't do anything like misleading women. That's for sure."

Kurama (whispering): "Usually, he's a person who wants to avoid trouble, but I don't understand why in this case, he is interested in that little puss."

Yoshitsune (whispering): "Sorry, I was so focused on holding my sneeze because Kurama's feather was tickling my nose, so I couldn't listen carefully."

(Even Yoshitsune-sama is here!?)

Shigehira and Yoichi: "...........!"

Yoichi stood up and opened the door to my room.

Yoichi: "What are you guys doing? ANd why is Yoshitsune-sama also involved in this?"

The rest of the Rebels entered my room.

Sueharu: "Thank you for inviting us."

Yoshino: "You're always welcomed."

Benkei: "We came to find Yoichi because we were all planning to eat out. I sincerely apologize for eveasdropping on your conversation."

(Such sincere apology!)

Yoshino: "But I asked the maids to not let anyone walk by in the corridor for the time being."

Sueharu: "Oh that, I politely asked the maid to let us in and that 'I'll take any punishment if something goes wrong.' "

Yoichi: "Haa...and when Sueharu asks something like that, everyone in the mother can't deny it."

(No wonder he's so popular with women!)

Shigehira: "....I don't understand frivolous attitude anyways, but I thought Yoshitsune-sama would at least stop this."

Yoshitsune (no expression): "It's just that, I was concerned about that part where Yoichi wanted to do unholy things to Yoshino."

Yoshino (blushing): "It's a misunderstanding!"

(Don't say things like that with a straight face!)

Shigehira was faceplaming and Yoichi sighs in despair.

Yoshitsune (straight face): "I'm sorry Yoichi. I shouldn't have eavesdropped."

Yoshitsune stepped forward with a straight face.

Yoshitsune (straight face): "But I was concerned about Yoichi because he's an important vassal of mine and also a friend. That's why I was curious."

Yoichi: "................Haa, seriously. Don't say things like that with a straight face. Please."

Yoshitsune (straight face): ".....?"

Shigehira: "......Wow, I've never seen Yoichi-san looking so troubled."

Yoshino: "Me too!"

(Looks like he too is weak against Yoshitsune-sama's charms!)

Yoshitsune (straight face): "I don't know what happened, but it seems like Yoichi and Shigehira's relationship has been fixed."

Shigehira: "Wait! Don't tell me you heard that too!?"

Yoshitsune (straight face): "No, but I can tell from the atmosphere because I've been with Yoichi for a long time."

Shigehira: ".....Mm. I see."

(Shigehira, who really wanted to be by Yoichi's side...)

(Yoshitsune-sama might be a complicated existence for him)

Yoshitsune (straight face): "Congrats."

Yoshitsune (straight face): "Mending a broken relationship is far more difficult than fighting."

Yoshitsune (straight face): "People who have achieved that will have a stronger bond than before."

Yoshitsune (straight face): "No matter how much long I've been with Yoichi, he always had a place for Shigehira in his heart."

Yoshitsune (straight face): "I've always sensed it..."

Yoichi (shy): "You know what, I can't stand this atmosphere.....I'm leaving."

Yoshitsune (straight face): "Wait, I haven't confessed all of my feelings yet."

Yoshitsune (straight face): "Anyways, I'm happy that Yoichi chose me as his Lord."

Sueharu: "I'm happy to be friends with Yoichi. What about Benkei?"

Benkei: ".......His guardian."

Kurama: "I'm nothing but me."

Yoichi: "Thank you!"

Seeing Yoichi-san blushing in the midst of his close friends made me smile.

[bubblegumroyal]

natadochoco is completely right and when aachan realizes what it says he'd faceplam so hard 🤣 meanwhile suzaku would be laughing till his stomach hurt (you can't covince me they don't go shopping together looking for sales going on)

Low effort meme :)

no way haruaki would totally be the sasa lele lmao

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Short Preview of the next chapter of Every Kiss Begins with Kill!!

There’s five things you know about Bob.

1.

He’s attractive and He doesn’t like your Tv being on the news channel. 

2. You're sure he’s some type of butcher.

3. Sometimes he comes to you, spelling weirdly metallic, almost like blood. (You assume it’s because he’s a butcher, however sometimes he tastes like it too when you kiss him.)

4. He's large and soft. 

5. He’s a jokester. Sometimes he’ll pretend to leave through your window. Little do you know he’s hiding in the dark, waiting to scare you. He seemed to get a kick out of your scream. It always made him laugh. 

Strangely, Brazen didn’t like him very much, but she was a good wingdog, smart enough to understand and hang on your every word. It was a bit weird though, the last time someone asked you out around three years ago she seemed pretty supportive. She didn’t bark at any of your other neighbors. Sure, sometimes she barks at the Tv. Still, never a person unless they were an intruder. Something told you that shouldn’t be happening. However, you realized that if Bob was a butcher then Brazen would obviously smell the blood scent on him. No wonder she thought he was dangerous. You mentally faceplamed yourself, for a 18 year old senior in high school, you could be a bit dumb sometimes. You’d have to explain to her later that he wasn’t dangerous. 

As much as you quarreled with Bob about games, you loved him. You loved him a lot. In fact, you started to wish that you could see him outside of night. You’d voiced this a bit guiltily to him.  As you felt that you shouldn’t bother him with your worries. He probably had to take care of killing poor helpless animals everyday and you're asking even more of him??? It just felt a bit greedy to want more than he already gives you. You just wanted to see his face, go on dates and do cute couple stuff. You just couldn’t help it, you loved him. You just needed more of him. After you’d voiced your feelings to him, he promised you’d have a date. However he couldn’t take you out but he did promise to bring some things for the date. You would provide the housing and decorations. 

He would bring the food. 

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I hope I can have the full third chapter out today or tomorrow? I’m really behind on schedule and this chapter has just been hitting me so HARD and idk why.

You can read the story here

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one day, in bonten timeline, Ran and Rindou tried to kidnap Inupi for Koko's birthday. Inupi stab Ran's right foot with one of his heels and punch Rindou's nose so hard that he broke it. And when Koko learned it? the brothers have had a lot of more important problems (Koko as like "when i said "don't touch him, it mean that you stay away of him") XD

Years later and Inupî is still feral, even if he's adult.

Sanzu laughed when he learned it but what he will never said to the brothers is that Koko punched him hard, years before, when Sanzu has told him "do you know that i know where live you cute friend?" because he wanted to make sure that Koko would not do anything funny. He said "it wasn't a threat! Koko has overreacted!" later to Mikey but clearly it was a threat and Mikey just sighed and faceplamed.

Koko becomes Feral when someone touches/threats Inupi.

Oh Inui would definitely mess them up if he had the chance, he's been waiting for this for years, the guys who inadvertently took the black dragons down. That's a very long grudge. He may be mainly reformed thanks to Takemichi but I bet he would still hold a grudge in this timeline.

Koko would definitely not be happy with this too. I feel like he'd want Inui far away from that lifestyle. Inui made his choice all those years ago and although Koko probably missed him I think he'd respect it and actually be glad since Inui wouldn't be in as much danger as him.